How to suck your own dick?

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How to suck your own dick? It’s hard. Very hard. You’re looking down at your one-eyed soldier standing stiffly at attention in whatever frame of mind and level of sobriety you may be, and a single thought starts to creep into your mind about whether you could actually suck your own dick.

There are a few requirements to do this sucsesfully from a physiological perspective, including being flexible, especially in the neck, being hard, and being thin helps too. Still, the most important is the desire within yourself to do it and to experience the unique sensation that accompanies it.

You may be asking with some trepidation as you look down whether this can be done, and yes, it can. So let’s get up closer than you ever have been and get an eye-to-eye idea of how you could suck your dick and what you could expect from it.

The First Man Wondered This Too

You can feel pretty damn certain that the first man looked down at his newly created glory and wondered the same thing and possibly even tried it for himself. Most guys at some point have considered this and possibly tried it but may have been found wanting.

And why would men even want to try this? That’s an easy answer because having your cock sucked feels good! Period. And whether you by your mouth or someone else’s, warm and wet with a bit of suction all make for a pleasurable experience.

Does dick Size Make A Difference

You don’t have to be 10″ long to do this, but most guys who can do this are on the larger side of average at around 7″ or better, fully erect, but not necessarily in that monster range and having a long tongue would undoubtedly be a bonus too!

But, you also need to be realistic, and unless you are pretzel flexible, a 3″ -6″ erection is not conducive to autofellatio, so if that is you, perhaps it’s time to look at options for getting someone else to do it.

If You Can’t See It, You Can’t Suck It Yourself

Two main factors will have the most significant influence on your self-sucking success: your waistline and flexibility, 

Here’s a key point regarding whether you even start this attempt at sucking your dick. If you can see your cock whether hard or soft, simply by looking down and not having to suck your stomach in, your chances of success just rose considerably.

If you are hard set on autofellatio, you need to get that waistline down, eat better, and stretch more. Musclebound and beer-belly body shapes do not ooze flexibility, which is crucial for this activity, so if you are set on oral self-pleasure, the waistline needs to be trimmed away.

Flexibility Gets You There Faster 

Spinal and neck flexibility is a must for this. Most guys who can do this are thin and fit, and by fit, I mean flexible. Having a more extended spine will help, and the ability to get cock-to-mouth will be more effortless if you have pelvic flexibility.

Using a pillow for support can also add a slight reach, or having someone push your legs toward you is another way to get there.

Warming up by stretching should be done daily as part of the regimen to improve overall flexibility. Before your first attempt, taking a hot bath will help relax the ligaments involved.

Without the proper flexibility, you will not be able to stretch down and reach far enough, plus you could injure yourself.

Do Yoga For Improved Flexibility 

Yoga is an excellent exercise for overall health, but certain positions like the ‘downward dog and ‘the plow’ are great for spine and neck extension and flexibility. Now, while you may not disclose this to your instructor, rest assured you are not the only guy in that class with this idea in mind.

Reaching the desired levels of flexibility will take time, so you need to give yourself that and not have massive expectations for a few months, at least after starting this process.

Four Positions You Can Use To Suck Your Own Dick

Here are four positions you can use to suck your dick.

  • Getting your head between your legs by having them behind your head either under or over your shoulders is a great self-suck position, but this would be the very flexible and more advanced level. 
  • Lie on the bed with the headboard or wall behind you about a foot away. Lift your legs over your head and try and touch them to the wall/headboard. This will curl your pelvis toward your head, and gravity is also on your side.
  • Lie on your side on the bed and then curl your pelvis and head toward each other; this is a good position for beginners working on flexibility.
  • The sitting position is where you have achieved some level of flexibility already, and you can sit on a bed or chair and lower your head to your stiffy; this can be done standing as well.

Can I Injure Myself Doing This 

Bending your head down too far can crack your neck, leaving you needing help, and these types of poses pose a risk for those with neck or spine problems. If you are not used to cocksucking, you could scrape your dick on your teeth or have some discomfort on your gums and teeth.

So having your phone handy to call a more sympathetic friend might be less humiliating than calling the emergency services.

Be Prepared For A Cumshot 

Many guys that try this don’t think about what happens if they succeed, and they could be so turned on or excited that they manage it; they get a surprise when they cum in their mouth! 

If you manage to give yourself great head, and why wouldn’t you? You should know what you like! You may well end up with your cum in your mouth or on your face, so you need to have given that consideration.

If the thought of tasting your jizz truly doesn’t appeal to you, I’d suggest finding a third party cocksucker.

Conclusion 

In this modern age where the conversations about male and female pleasure are finally starting to have less judgment and stigma, sucking your own dick has nothing to do whatsoever with being gay or straight or anything else.

It has to do with what feels good for you, and if the idea of having your cock in your mouth gets you hot and hard, then why the fuck not try it as at the very least it’s a cool party trick! And with anything sexual, it’s great if you have a trusted friend or partner to help, but if not, you can certainly do this alone.

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